Over the past week, I have been reading about Jesse McCartney’s new music video, Leavin’ and how the video is too hot and really really sexy. So being the inquisitive girl I am, I needed to see first hand just how sexy this video really was.
Let me tell you just how disappointed I was watching the video. Where was th sex, the nudity, the hot and heavy make-out sessions? The only remotely sexy part of the video was the very beginning when McCartney and the love interest were sitting across from each other on the chairs. (For the most part I felt like a pervert watching as he sang with his shirt wide open). And why did it take almost three and a half minutes for their lips to make contact? Seriously, this was a sexy video? I think not. And would it have killed him to put some sheets on that mattress? How unsexy.
So let’s move up the sexy scale, shall we? Here is Marilyn Manson’s video for Heart Shaped Glasses (When the Heart Guides the Hand). I must warn you that this video features pretty intense sex scenes, so don’t get mad that I didn’t warn you; prudes turn away now.
Now this is what I call a sexy video. There is sex (and a lot of it), there is nudity (a lot of it), there is lusting, there intrigue, there is knife play (if you’re into that), there is hot and heavy make-outs; the perfect formula of hot (plus it is a really good song).
So now you are thinking that I have a really sick mind for actually liking that video, well fear not, as here is the best, if not, the sexiest videos hands down. There is no disputing this video’s title as sexiest. The song is hot, the video is hot, the people in the video are hot. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game.
This video screams hot and sexy. Chris Isaak is sexy, Helena Christensen is sexy, the lyrics are sexy, the music is sexy, the way they interact with each other is so sexy. Body parts are strategically covered by other body parts and you can actually believe that Isaak and Christensen are actually in love with each other.
So now it is up to you. Which video do you think is the hottest or the sexiest? I love how raw Manson’s video is, but I think that when it all boils down, classy is the way to go and Chris Isaak takes the sexiest video award. Bravo, sir, bravo.
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Chris Isaak definitely takes the cake. Manson – I didn’t watch. He just gives me the icks. As for Jesse McCartney, there was no sexual tension/attraction there whatsoever. Could have to do with the fact that his body hasn’t caught up to puberty and exudes no ounce of sex… but that could just be me.
Sexy video? George Michael’s Freedom! Minus the lack of male supermodels… but still sexy.
I should add… Wicked Games is one of the hottest videos ever!
OH, poor little Jesse McCartney. Two fat thumbs down to his sexy attempt. Maybe he should have gotten some lessons from the Pussycat Dolls….wait wasnt their concert banned from Japan for indecent exposure? Enough said. Cheers
hahaha. Nice call Rachel. Jesse McCartney reminds me of a toned down version of Joey McIntyre, complete with boyish good looks and no idea what to do with them. As for the sexy factor, I guess I am kinda glad that this video is un-sexy considering he is like 12 years old. The sexiness in Isaak’s video comes from the facade of being in love, where the sexiness from Manson’s video comes from that raunchy place that you just have to set free sometimes.
Not only is the Jesse McCartney video not sexy, the song is awful. I thought things were going to heat up once the two were on the bed, but the fact that he continues to sing while he is kissing her bothers me to know end.
Now, ‘Wicked Game’ has got things under control. Not only is it a terrific song, but it is HOT.
Love the post Rachel!
GASP! A spelling mistake in my post. I make a mockery of all English majors. Don’t tell Mrs. Geddie
I have to agree with the comments already posted. I didn’t get through the Manson video – I decided to check this blog out while everyone was busy getting ready for Easter dinner. I had to flick it off when the leading lady starting panting. It was super embarrassing. Everyone turned and asked what I was watching with disappointing glares in their eyes. I totally lied and said it was a karate flick on U-tube. Talk about fast thinking.
But I agree that the last video is the sexiest.
I love that you chose Jesse McCartney, Marilyn Manson, and Chris Isaak. I have to be honest, though; I didn’t find any of these videos sexy. I agree with you that the Chris Isaak one was the best, but I find the fake clouds a little distracting.
The Thong Song by Cisco, pretty sexy vid lol
Mark, have you ever noticed that none of the girls in that video are even wearing thongs? It’s called The Thong Song for a reason, you know!
When a post starts with “battle of the sexiest…” I become very interested.